A site full of stuff I've said, stuff people have said about me, and stuff that I would have liked to have said...

So what is it that I do?

Oh, so many things, to so many people...

I'm a freelance technology journalist. This involves, to varying degrees, blogging, writing for newspapers and magazines, broadcast work and generally pimping myself about to whoever is in need of the written or spoken word.  

I'm the co-founder of Fixation Video, which is destined to be the most wonderful online video production thingy ever to occupy any corner of the internet. We're not quite ready for our big reveal yet though, so you'll just have to trust me on that. 

I was, until recently, the editor of the wonderful Shiny Shiny, the UK's most marvellous gadget site aimed at the discerning lady.  This has luckily left me with an inexhaustible knowledge of just what it is women are looking for in technology.  So go ahead - quiz me.

I love writing about technology, and I've been lucky enough to do so for publication ranging from The Guardian to The Daily Mail to Intelligent Life. 

How has this happened?

I really have no idea.

And what is my Masterplan?

To become the Queen of London. What's yours?

How can you get in touch?

You can email me using the email contact form. But be warned -  I'm in no need of any Viagra or dealings with the bank accounts of your late Royal father, thanks.